Sunday, May 30, 2021

Spanking, Math and Sex – #EroticRomance #Anatomy @PiaManning3

Finding Home cover

By Pia Manning (Guest Blogger)

Every erotic romance promises a scorching scene or two. It’s what readers expect, right? It wouldn’t be an erotic romance otherwise. Sex is an almost universal constant, so writing a few pages about it should not be difficult. Yet, it is.

Take anatomy. Erotic romance demands authenticity of its authors. No polite euphemisms or purple prose allowed. But there are a limited number of names for a limited number of body parts.

And those body parts can only move in certain ways. This also applies to spanking. An over-the-knee spanking while the giver is sitting in a chair must put pressure on the recipient’s stomach. Hope they didn’t just eat a big meal!

Geometry plays a role here too. Angles and the distance between body parts counts. Having sex bent over a horse won’t work. Well, not unless the characters are twelve feet tall…and the horse holds still.

Ménages add different concerns. How many people and how many bodies are involved? When not having sex, what are they doing while awaiting their turn?

Let’s work through some of these challenges. In Finding Home: Caveman Creek newly licensed vet Elizabeth Faulkner needs clients for her practice and a decent house for herself and her disabled little sister to live in. But her new clients Brent and Luke Callahan, are more interested in a relationship than her vet skills.

In this scene, brothers Luke and Brent are giving Elizabeth, the woman they hope to share, a ride home. Luke is trying to convince Elizabeth that spanking can be fun. She’s not having it. Let’s listen in:

Luke stated, “Spanking can be fun.”

Elizabeth raised one eyebrow. “How do you figure that?”

"We’re in our bedroom. You, me and Brent. I’m sitting on the end of the bed waiting for you to lay across my lap. (At least he’s not in a chair.) I want your ass bare, so you push your jeans and panties down until they slide around your ankles. I take your hand and pull you over my knees. My leg covers yours and my hand is on your back. You can’t move. Your ass sticks up in the air, ready for me to spank. I rub your cheeks, feeling how soft the skin is, how firm your butt is. My finger slips into your pussy. You’re getting wet just thinking about what’s going to happen.”

Brent’s sitting in a chair next to the bed. He’s gonna watch me spank you. He’s gonna watch your ass turn pink. He’s gonna hear your moans and cries. He unzips his pants and takes his cock out, waiting for me to start. He’s stroking himself. (Now we know what the second guy is doing.) You see what he’s doing and lick your lips. You’re thinking about him in your mouth.”

Brent nuzzled Elizabeth’s hair. “You wet now baby? Wet for us?” He grinned at Luke.

Answer him, Elizabeth.”

Y-yes.” She stuttered, barely getting the word out.

Good girl.” Brent raised her hand and kissed her fingers. “Lying to us will only get you in trouble.”

And then I start. My hand slaps your ass. I watch the skin turn pink. I hear your cry out. I spank the other cheek, and watch my handprint show. I keep spanking and you start wiggling on my lap. I stop and rub your ass, rubbing the heat in. Your clit is red, and wet. Your thighs are wet now too. Can you feel my cock getting hard? It’s pushing into your stomach, isn’t it? (Uh oh!) Are you imagining it inside your pussy? Do you see Brent? He’s stroking his cock, getting himself ready to take you too.”

Luke heard Elizabeth’s ragged breathing. Her nipples pebbled against her t-shirt.

I keep spanking you and listening to your moans. Whenever I stop, you wiggle your ass. You want us baby. You can’t wait much longer…”


Let’s check my words and see how I did. Specific words used: ass, butt, pussy, nipples, clit, cock. Okay, not a booty, patootie, panty hamster, head light, pearl, or big red riding rod in the bunch. No impossible positions or angles. And all participants are accounted for. I think we can ‘save’ and then send this one off!


Newly licensed vet Elizabeth Faulkner only needs two things: New clients for her practice and a decent place to live for herself and her disabled little sister. When her sister inherits an old farmhouse in Pinecone Creek, Wisconsin, Elizabeth thinks at least one wish has been granted. But a greedy land developer will stop at nothing to get her land, and her new clients, Brent and Luke Callahan, are more interested in a relationship than her vet skills. Brent and Luke have waited years for their forever woman. They know their wait is over once they see Elizabeth. But can she love two men? Can Elizabeth provide a home for her sister before the little girl becomes lost in the foster system? Welcome to Caveman Creek where the men are just a little Neanderthal when it comes to their women.


Approximately 123 pages; Erotic Romance, Menage, Contemporary, Small Town, Romantic Suspense. Publisher – Siren Bookstrand.

Finding Home: Caveman Creek Book 1:

About the Author

Pia Manning is the erotic romance author behind the new Caveman Creek series. Also by Pia Manning: Star Brides a three book series. She is married to a wonderful man. Loves to crochet, play Clash of Clans. Not a morning person.

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Lisabet Sarai said...

Hello, Pia!

Welcome to Beyond Romance, and thanks for a fun post.

The great thing about your excerpt is that there's no actual sex... it's all a fantasy. Which proves the truth of my motto... Imagination is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Pia Manning said...

Thank you for having me! I hope everyone enjoys the post!

Fiona McGier said...

I'd far rather imagine having sex with the two men, than being spanked. But that's just me...

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