By M. Christian (Guest Blogger)
I'm not too sure whose been spreading
the rumors but, believe me, I'd like to get my hands on them.
Not that it's anything new, I admit. I'll betcha that for as long as human beings have been putting one
word in front of another word for money there's been a whispering, a
murmuring, a seductive allure that all it takes is just the right
story, the perfect book, the ideal concept to launch the author from
zero to bazillionare.
But that's all it is: rumor, hearsay,
gossip... hollow promises. Okay, sure, it does happen but I'll
betcha with what little money I've made with my own writing that the
number of people who it has happened to would comfortably fit in an
elevator... and a small one at that. In short, while fame and
fortune can and has happened with just one book the odds are
nightmarishly against you.
But the myth – sadly – persists.
The reason I'm writing this is perfect evidence: no fewer than four
people recently asked me to be their book doctors, yet each and every
one vanished when the reality of what it actually takes to make even
a moderate amount of money as an author sank in. All of them had
actually written a novel, each of them had put aside money to have it
professionally edited, and they'd even started up the long social
media ladder... but they all vanished in the space of a few months.
I'm a dreamer ... hell, half my waking
life seems to be spent drifting from one fantasy to another: from
super heroics to an immaculately imagined life as a pulp author in
the 40s, I'm usually lost in the clouds. But while being able to
support my very simple lifestyle with only my writing income is one
of them I also really try to make at least that fantasy as
real as possible.
Part of that is that I really want to
make that happen. I know that it won't take one novel ... hell,
it'll more-than-likely take dozens and dozens... and that it can
sometimes take decades before my work gets noticed and, most
importantly, purchased by enough people. Just look at how long it
takes to build up a social media presence – and then to turn those
numbers into people who actually care about what you say.
In short, I've always accepted that
writing is a very, very, very long game. I just wish
everyone else would ... not just because I feel for the pain of their
expiring hopes but because it's making the world a lot damned harder
for the rest of us.
For example, I hate NaNoWriMo – well,
actually I loathe it. Okay, I accept the fact that a lot of
people need an impetus to write and that some truly great works
have come out of it. But for every great novel and each person
discovering the glorious thrill that can come from writing there are
hundreds of thousands of people who think that because they actually
wrote A Novel In A Month (in case there are a few folks out there who
don’t know what NaNoWriMo stands for) they can be the next J. K.
Rowling, Stephen King, Stephenie Meyer, or [insert author of the
moment here]. They take their book and hire (sigh) a book editor,
set up a tweet feed, create a web page, sign up for Facebook, and Red
Room, and [insert social media of the moment here] with expectations
that they will Hit It Big.
As I said, this has always been a
problem. There were probably more than a few Sumerian scribes who
thought they were going to make more than a few [insert whatever
money Sumerians used here] and retire to a little mud hut on the
shores of the Euphrates – only to take what few coins they made and
go into the sheep herding business like their parents wanted them to.
The problem is that this isn't Sumer –
this is 2014 and we aren't writing on clay tablets. The good news
about living in this day and age is that we have seen the death of
death, at least where books are concerned. Sure, a few of my
early books have crumbled to dust, reduced to a few tattered copies
in a few struggling bookstores. But those that have been republished
as ebooks will be there for as long as the Internet is.
Don't get me wrong, I love ebooks –
hell, I absolutely adore working for two different ebook companies as
a publisher right now – but the downside of this digital literary
immortality, with the perfect storm of an exponential increase in the
number of books being written and published, means that being noticed
as an author has gone from unlikely to utterly impossible. Add to
this the people who still think that the pot of gold at the end of
the literary rainbow is there for the taking with just one book and
you can see why things have gone totally and absolutely nuts.
Yes, I like to dream; but I when I want
to actually make a dream a reality I know that it will take a lot of
hard work, that there's no Leprechaun to capture, no social media
lamp to rub. I'm not perfect – far from it – but I made a
decision some twenty-or-so years ago that to live my dream of being a
working writer that it wouldn't be easy ... as well as accepting the
sad fact that it may never come to pass.
I have more than a few gray hairs, so I
get to say "get off my lawn" now and again: write your
novel, have fun, dip your toes into the lake of glorious creativity,
know the giddy thrill that can come from creating a work that has
never – in the entire history of ... history ... existed
before, do the NaNoWriMo thing but, please, for the love of all that
is good and wonderful, don't step into the world of professional
writing unless you are willing to accept the facts of The Long Game.
Please don't waste my time as an editor
and a publisher – and, most of all, do your readers a service and
don't waste their time by writing just one book, expecting
overnight success, before deciding that all this is – sniffle
– too much hard work.
I've said it before and I'll say it
again ... until I can't say anything else: the only time a writer
ever fails is if they stop writing!
About M. Christian
Calling M.Christian versatile is a tremendous understatement. Extensively
published in science fiction, fantasy, horror, thrillers, and even
non-fiction, it is in erotica that M.Christian has become an acknowledged
master, with more than 400 stories in such anthologies as Best American
Erotica, Best Gay Erotica, Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Bisexual Erotica, Best
Fetish Erotica, and in fact too many anthologies, magazines, and sites to
name. In erotica, M.Christian is known and respected not just for his passion
on the page but also his staggering imagination and chameleonic ability to
successfully and convincingly write for any and all orientations. His short
fiction has been collected into many bestselling books in a wide variety of
genres, including the Lambda Award finalist Dirty Words and his novels include
the queer vamp tales Running Dry and The Very Bloody Marys, the science
fiction erotic novel Painted Doll, and the gay horror tale Fingers Breadth.
In addition, he is a prolific and respected anthologist, having edited twenty
five anthologies to date. He is also responsible for several non-fiction
books, notably How to Write and Sell Erotica.
M.Christian is also the Associate Publisher for Renaissance eBooks, where he strives to be the publisher he'd want to have as a writer, and to help bring quality books (erotica, noir, science fiction, and more) and authors out into the world.
4 comments:
Hey Chris,
Welcome to Beyond Romance!
Oh, I do so agree with you. Anyone who thinks being a writer is easy should get his head examined!
This would make a nice addition to our theme at OGG of the book we'd like to write. Most of us would like one that sells. We know better but yes we like to dream.
All yours, Spencer - yeah, it's all about what we want to do/what pays the bills. Tis life ;-)
Great post - thanks to both of you for writing and hosting it. So many points that really ring true here. I have to admit I'm not a NaNo fan either, mostly because I think it prioritises quantity over the quality of writing.
Liz xx
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