Showing posts with label Edward Hoornaert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Edward Hoornaert. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Review Tuesday: Escapee by Edward Hoornaert - #ReviewTuesday #ScienceFiction #Romance


Escapee cover

Escapee by Edward Hoornaert
Amazon KDP, 2018

Catt Sayer’s battered airship – won in a poker game - is all she owns. Keeping it running so she can deliver supplies to the miners on desolate Banff takes all the resourcefulness she and her android pilot Lance can muster. Still she’s grateful to have escaped from the colonial overlords on her home planet, where she’d been forced into the role of mistress to a cruel and overbearing member of the aristocracy. Catt’s business isn’t strictly legal, but there’s nobody else crazy enough – or skillful enough – to pilot a fragile airship through Banff’s ferocious storms and unpredictable volcanic eruptions. Most important, as captain of the Escapee, she’s free to chart her own course through life.

Hector Dukelsky hates the military, but family loyalty made it impossible for him to avoid that despised career. As an officer, he’s responsible for the well-being the soldiers under his command. When every one of his men is slaughtered in a vicious Proxie invasion of Banff, he’s almost ready to take his own life. The only thing that keeps him going is the prospect of avenging them. He’s determined to use whatever resources he can muster to do just that – including Catt and her ship – despite the fact that they both know an attack on the enemy base is essentially a suicide mission.

Escapee has all the familiar elements that make a book by Ed Hoornaert fun: a clever, courageous heroine; a gallant but damaged hero; humorous, sometimes snarky, dialogue; extraterrestrial pets; danger and suspense; and of course a gradually developing romance with plenty of erotic heat, which the author somehow manages to convey without resorting to any sort of sexually explicit language. However, Escapee stands out for me as one of Mr. Hoornaert’s most creative works (among the tales that I’ve read), largely because of the vividly imagined and masterfully described setting. Banff, a planetoid in the process of falling into its sun, is literally being torn apart by gravitational forces. It offers such an incredibly harsh and inimical environment that only greed for its mineral resources could possibly justify human occupation.

A significant part of the story is devoted to Catt’s and Hector’s desperate journey across Banff’s ravaged planet-scape, in a crippled ship, with non-functioning sensors, a deteriorating robot pilot and worst of all (from my perspective), a dwindling supply of water. Mr. Hoornaert brings this epic trip to awful life – to the point that I couldn’t read the book without feeling horribly thirsty!

Another high point of this novel is the character of the android Lance. Somehow the author manages to make him believable as both a machine and a person. Catt’s subtle relationship with him – and his with her – provide a surprising emotional depth. When Lance sacrifices himself for the sake of the mission, I almost got weepy
 
Finally, the tale includes a simultaneously funny and threatening antagonist, in the form of the Proxie fighter pilot that Catt and Hector rescue from his crashed ship. I don’t want to spoil the story by telling you more, but their prisoner of war adds significant complexity to the tale.

Overall, I really enjoyed Escapee. It has flashes of creative brilliance even as it follows the typical pattern of Hoornaert’s sci fi romance. Certainly if you’ve liked other books by Edward Hoornaert, you’ll love this one.



Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Review Tuesday: Love Thy Galactic Enemy by Edward Hoornaert - #SciFi #Humor #ReviewTuesday


Love Thy Galactic Enemy cover

Love Thy Galactic Enemy by Edward Hoornaert
Repelling the Invasion Book 4
Self-published, 2019

Araminta Streave is stuck behind enemy lines. Desperate, abandoned by her compatriots, fleeing battles, riots and a deliberately-engineered plague, she has managed to catch a refugee ship to Farflung Station, an interstellar outpost controlled by her planet’s sworn foes. She’s penniless and friendless, hungry and lonely, part of the hordes displaced by the war. With its ubiquitous surveillance cameras and capable security forces, though, Farflung is far from a safe haven for a woman who previously worked for a Proximanian spy. Minta’s only chance is to find some way off Farflung and back to Proxima, but so far her contact hasn’t shown up and both her resources and her hope are dwindling.

She rents a bed in a seedy flophouse, praying nobody will appear to take the other bunk in her tiny, dingy room. No such luck; the landlady shows up with a handsome but very ill young man. Finn is struggling to survive after exposure to the epidemic that her home planet manufactured. Motivated by guilt, sympathy, financial necessity, and perhaps a smidgen of lust, Minta agrees to nurse the invalid in return for free housing. When she discovers he’s actually the nephew of a high ranking Civ Space official, hence her mortal enemy, she doesn’t know what to do—especially since she’s starting to like the quirky, bookish Finn more and more every day.

Love Thy Galactic Enemy is the fourth book in Ed Hoornaert’s “Repelling the Invasion” series. I read, and greatly enjoyed, the first book, The Guardian Angel of Farflung Station. The other two are still on my TBR list. Still, I knew enough of the background to avoid severe confusion, and when Duke Dukelsky and his wife Sandrina from Guardian Angel showed up in this novel, I was delighted to see them again.

Mr. Hoornaert has a talent for creating lively, humorous scifi romance tales. Love Thy Galactic Enemy is, by turns, silly, suspenseful, surprising and sexy. Minta is clever and determined, though perhaps a bit blind to her own needs and desires. Finn is a delight, with his tendency to quote poetry, his secret powers, and his gentle but persistent pursuit of his lovely nurse. Duke and Sandrina, though secondary characters in this book, provide a pleasing balance to the main protagonists. Despite himself, Duke finds Minta attractive and Sandrina struggles against jealousy.

The real stars of this tale, though, are more otherworldly creatures: the mizzets, the whispet and the cyborg Watcher. Mizzets are adorable, affectionate, but rather unintelligent little animals who are basically irresistible. Although she’s living on the edge, Minta ends up adopting not one but two mizzets. The whispet, a member of a non-human sentient race, looks like a chubby teddy bear but has impressive telepathic and empathic capabilities. And Watcher half-human, half-machine, assassin and agent for the vile Proximanian establishment is one of the most memorable characters Mr. Hoornaert has ever created. I don’t want to spoil the fun by telling you any more, but in my opinion Love Thy Galactic Enemy is worth reading purely to meet Watcher.

The plot is fairly complicated, full of unexpected twists. For the most part, it holds together well. I did notice a few loose ends for instance, I didn’t understand why Minta, a mere secretary, was the repository of sensitive war plans, and the descriptions of her repressed, religiously-dominated childhood seemed a bit irrelevant — but so much else was going on, I didn’t really stop to ponder these strands too much.

If you’ve read other books by Edward Hoornaert, then you’ll know what to expect from this one: strong heroines, heartfelt romance, lots of action (including some slapstick), slightly screwball comedy, and sex scenes that manage to convey arousal without being explicit.

If Love Thy Galactic Enemy is your first Edward Hoornaert book — well, you’re in for a treat.




Friday, March 29, 2019

The Truth about Effing Feline - #SciFi #Romance #Humor #Ailurophile


Effing Feline - Space Cat

By Edward Hoornaert (Guest Blogger)

Science Fiction with Romance and Humor”

I have a confession to make. A shameful one, downright beastly! I hope you can forgive me, or at least try to understand.

A cat writes my blog.

It’s true. Every Sunday, Effing Feline writes a post for Snippet Sunday and Weekend Writing Warriors, blog hops that feature writers presenting 8 to 10 sentences from their works. I’m a writer who has published science fiction, sci fi romance, contemporary romance, programming books, software manuals – you name it, I’ve written it. So why don’t I write the blog myself?

Because I miss cats.

You see, I’m asthmatic. A decade ago, I developed an allergy to cats, which was catastrophic -- downright cataclysmic -- because I’m a cat person. I love cats, always have, although it was left to my gracious host, Lisabet, to teach me the word ailurophile. Oh, I like dogs, too, and our family mutt, Twiggles, fills in for Effing Feline on the blog occasionally. But Effing is the main author.

It started out as a one-time gig, but I enjoyed it so much that he became a feature. How, you may ask, can a cat write a blog? Here’s Effing himself, explaining in early 2015 how he does it:

For several months now, I, Effing Feline, have been writing the Weekend Writing Warriors blog posts for Mr. Valentine, aka Edward Hoornaert. Well, you’ve undoubtedly seen the shocking pictures on 60 Minutes, the National Enquirer, NY Post, YouTube, etc – but in case you haven’t, Ed is determined to teach me a lesson. He’s withholding my catnip to force me to display one of the scandalous pictures here. Oh, the shame of it!”


Okay, so I don’t do my own typing for the column. So what? The bird hunts and pecks faster than I do, and he works for chicken feed!”

Effing’s personality started out as a cross between two grouchy yet lovable cartoon cats: Garfield and Bucky Kat from Get Fuzzy. Over time, he developed his own inimitable personality: narcissistic, naively funny, and disdainful of dogs.

His style of employee relations leaves something to be desired. When his budgie typist went on strike for more birdseed, here’s how he handled it:

How, you ask, did I, Effing Feline, solve my labor dispute? By plucking a tail feather and threatening to eat the bird, of course. Now he works for even less!”

But Effing isn’t always a bully. Nor is he as unfeeling as he pretends. For example, after I had to suspend him from the website for repeatedly saying mean things about his fellow pet, Twiggles the Dog, Effing was overwhelmed when Twiggles sent him a Valentine.

I, Effing Feline, got a Valentine and it was from... from... Twiggles the Dog! Not only a Valentine, but a byootiful stuffed heart that’s perfect for digging my kitty claws into. And not only that, it’s filled with catnip!

I don’t know what to say. I didn’t get a Valentine for her. I didn’t even think about giving her anything except more insults. I think about those a lot, I’m ashamed to say.

After getting such a great present, I, Effing Feline, am choked up. Speechless — except to admit, reluctantly, that I kinda, maybe, sorta love Twiggles. Just a tiny bit.”


You can catch Effing’s blog posts every Sunday at http://eahoornaert.com.


Constellation XXI


Rediscovering Love at the Worst Possible Time

Although Sienna Dukelsky had been the most promising student pilot at Keening AstroSpace Academy, she inexplicably settles for a routine, unglamorous job guiding incoming spaceships to safe berths at Farflung Space Station. Rumors blamed her startling decision on heartbreak after Crispin Hunt, the love of her life, got expelled.

Approaching Farflung years several later, Crispin’s freighter is met by Sienna’s tugship. Love rekindles, though dampened by old betrayals. And when her ship loses power while aimed straight at the space station, Sienna must confront astonishing secrets about Crispin and his cargo—secrets that make hers the most important job in the galaxy.