Showing posts with label lyrics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lyrics. Show all posts

Friday, May 10, 2019

A Day in the Life of a Writer - #TheBeatles #Poetry #Humor #AmWriting


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A Day in the Life 
(to the tune of The Beatles' classic)

I read the news today, oh boy,
About a lucky gal who made the grade,
Although the news made me quite green,
Well I still had to laugh;
I read her biograph.
She was both lonely and unknown,
Older than I am by a year or two.
Six major pubcos turned her down.
A decade on, she scored;
Nobody expected her to win the Nat'nal Book Award...

I saw a film today, oh boy,
Based on a novel I have always loved,
A crowd of people forked out cash
I couldn't bear to look
How they raped the book.
I'd love to turn you on.

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Brushed the cat fur from my head,
Grabbed a cup of joe and went to read my mail.
Found my keyboard blocked by a black tail...
Read my last day's work and winced,
Tried to keep myself convinced
I could write at all. I penned a line or two.
Checked when it was due and went into a dream...

I read the news today, oh boy,
The vampire lady made another mil.
The New York Times still didn't call
Two K seems awfully small
Now I know how hard it is to publish anything at all.
I'd love to turn you on ...

(to my books, that is....)

Friday, December 21, 2018

Just for fun... #lyrics #Christmas #BDSM


Tight Christmas image
 
I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know,
With the hand cuffs gripping,
My master whipping,
The clit vibe busy down below.

I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas,
With every twisted loop and knot.
With complex shibari,
He'll see how far he
Can go toward making his sub hot .

I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
Spread eagle 'neath the Christmas tree
With my nip clamps aching,
His for the taking,
There's nowhere I would rather be

I'm dreaming of a tight Christmas
With every kinky tale I write
May your scenes be played to excite
And may all your Christmases be tight.

Friday, December 29, 2017

Acoustics -- #singing #lyrics #stories

Music graphics

I love my kitchen. And it's not just due to the ample storage and counter space, or the Italian four burner gas stove my landlord installed when we moved in. The wall behind the double sink, under the overhanging cabinets, is ceramic tile - easy to clean, indeed, but better still, offering great acoustics.

When I'm washing the dishes, I sing. I always have. As kids, my brother and I were responsible for this task. We used to sing duets, while I scrubbed and he dried or vice versa. I remember teaching him the first and only song I ever wrote (a romantic ballad entitled "I'm Crying") while tackling some particularly stubborn spaghetti sauce. He's a professional song-writer now; he tells me I inspired him.

My musical opus reduces to that single tune (which I can still sing), although I've penned lots of poetry, which is music of a sort. Unlike my brother, I don't play any instruments, but I have a prodigious memory for lyrics, and to a lesser extent melodies. As a teenager, I dropped piano lessons partly because I never learned to sight read music. After playing a piece two or three times, I didn't need to read it. By the time I got to more complicated compositions, this talent had become a liability.

Anyway, singing in my current kitchen is akin to singing in the shower - better, because I don't need to worry about getting soapy water in my mouth. The wall and the underside of the cabinet create a resonance chamber. My voice sounds rich and full as I belt out my favorite tunes.

Isn't this rich?
Aren't we a pair?
Me with my feet on the ground,
You in the air...

Or:

You want to know
How it will be:
Me and him
Or you and me.

Or:

The blonde in the bleachers,
She flips her hair for you.
Above the loud speakers
You start to fall...

Or:

The minute you walked in the joint,
I could tell you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender...

Or:

Desperado,
Why don't you come to your senses?
You've been out riding fences
For so long...

Unlike nearly everyone else these days, I don't go around with wires sprouting from my ears. I do have a bunch of music on my phone, but I mostly listen to it only when I exercise. Nonetheless my mind hosts an extensive and rather eclectic mental play list. Torch songs from the nineteen forties, folk ballads from the sixties, musicals and G&S operettas, classic rock, blues - I sing them all. It's difficult to sing rock and roll - you need the voices of the instruments as well as the vocalists. But I try.

There are many songs that speak to me, about love and sex, time and loss, risk and reward: Melissa Etheridge's "Come to My Window", Meatloaf's "Anything For Love", Bob Seger's "Night Moves", Bruce Springstein's "Thunder Road":

Have a little faith, there's magic in the night.
You ain't a beauty but hey, you're all right
And that's all right with me.

I used to have a decent singing voice. I sang in my high school chorus, even auditioned for a state-wide choir. My siblings and I won second place on a TV talent show, doing a harmonized version of the Beatles' "Misery". I've always been an alto. Now my voice seems to have become lower and more gravelly with age. It's more difficult for me to follow a complex tune these days too. The words are still there, though, and when I'm singing to the kitchen wall, I sound great.

Lots of authors report that they listen to music while they write. Not me. I'm such a word girl that the lyrics will distract me from my own sentences. Even now, trying to pen this blog post, the songs I've quoted are ringing in my mind, clamoring for my attention.

Our love is an old love, baby.
It's older than all our years.
I've seen in strange young eyes
Familiar tears.

I'd better stop. I feel as though it's cheating to fill up my blog post with lines and rhymes of other people. I could do it, though - without doing a single Google look-up for the lyrics.

Monday, February 27, 2017

A Jukebox in My Head (#singing #lyrics #poetry)

Jukebox

I love my kitchen. And it's not just due to the ample storage and counter space, or the Italian four burner gas stove my landlord installed when we moved in. The wall behind the double sink, under the overhanging cabinets, is ceramic tile - easy to clean, indeed, but better still, offering great acoustics.

When I'm washing the dishes, I sing. I always have. As kids, my brother and I were responsible for this task. We used to sing duets, while I scrubbed and he dried or vice versa. I remember teaching him the first and only song I ever wrote (a romantic ballad entitled "I'm Crying") while tackling some particularly stubborn spaghetti sauce. He's a professional song-writer now; he tells me I inspired him.

My musical opus reduces to that single tune (which I can still sing), although I've penned lots of poetry, which is music of a sort. Unlike my brother, I don't play any instruments, but I have a prodigious memory for lyrics, and to a lesser extent melodies. As a teenager, I dropped piano lessons partly because I never learned to sight read music. After playing a piece two or three times, I didn't need to read it. By the time I got to more complicated compositions, this talent had become a liability.

Anyway, singing in my current kitchen is akin to singing in the shower - better, because I don't need to worry about getting soapy water in my mouth. The wall and the underside of the cabinet create a resonance chamber. My voice sounds rich and full as I belt out my favorite tunes.

Isn't this rich?
Aren't we a pair?
Me with my feet on the ground,
You in the air...

Or:

You want to know
How it will be:
Me and him
Or you and me.

Or:

The blonde in the bleachers,
She flips her hair for you.
Above the loud speakers
You start to fall...

Or:

The minute you walked in the joint,
I could tell you were a man of distinction,
A real big spender...

Or:

Desperado,
Why don't you come to your senses?
You've been out riding fences
For so long...

Unlike nearly everyone else these days, I don't go around with wires sprouting from my ears. I do have a stash of music on my phone, but I play it only when I exercise. Nonetheless my mind hosts an extensive and rather eclectic mental play list. Torch songs from the nineteen forties, folk ballads from the sixties, musicals and G&S operettas, classic rock, blues - I sing them all. It's difficult to sing rock and roll - you need the voices of the instruments as well as the vocalists. But I try.

There are many songs that speak to me, about love and sex, time and loss, risk and reward: Melissa Etheridge's "Come to My Window", Meatloaf's "Anything For Love", Bob Seger's "Night Moves", Bruce Springstein's "Thunder Road":

Have a little faith, there's magic in the night.
You ain't a beauty but hey, you're all right
And that's all right with me.

I used to have a decent singing voice. I sang in my high school chorus, even auditioned for a state-wide choir. My siblings and I won second place on a TV talent show, doing a harmonized version of the Beatles' "Misery". I've always been an alto. Now my voice seems to have become lower and more gravelly with age. It's more difficult for me to follow a complex tune these days too. The words are still there, though, and when I'm singing to the kitchen wall, I sound great.

Lots of authors report that they listen to music while they write. Not me. I'm such a word girl that the lyrics will distract me from my own sentences. Even now, trying to pen this blog post, the songs I've quoted are ringing in my mind, clamoring for my attention.

Our love is an old love, baby.
It's older than all our years.
I've seen in strange young eyes
Familiar tears.

I'd better stop. I feel as though it's cheating to fill up my blog post with lines and rhymes of other people. I could do it, though - without doing a single Google look-up for the lyrics.