For today’s MFRW Book Hooks, the last in Women’s History Month, I am taking some liberties with the past and sharing a bit from my Shakespeare-inspired romantic romp A Midsummer Night’s Gender Bending. Many people forget how many cross-dressing and gender-impersonation scenes there are in William Shakespeare’s oeuvre.
Enjoy!
Blurb
What visions I have seen! Methought I was enamoured of an ass.
The year is 1595 in the reign of Good Queen Bess. Stage-struck, young Ben Hastings leaves his father's farm for London, to join Will Shakepeare's band of players. Hugh Templeton, the handsome leading man, takes the innocent lad under his wing, but Ben soon discovers that Hugh wants more than just friendship. Meanwhile a savvy tavern maid named Jenny engineers a comedy of errors to save Ben from Hugh's lewd embrace and win him for her own.
The Hook
Jenny didn’t open the note until she was safely hidden in a corner of the Globe’s stables. The sun slanted in through the gaps in the planked walls, giving her plenty of light. She crouched down, leaning back against the rough wood, and took a deep breath. The air smelled of new hay and manure, with a hint of seaweed and sewage wafting up from the Thames. Jenny closed her eyes and blessed her sainted mother, who had taught her the basics of reading before dying of the pox when Jenny was eight.
She was completely alone, but her heart still slammed against her ribs as she unfolded the parchment and smoothed it down across her thigh. Hugh had a fair hand, bold and even. His words were fair, too, but to Jenny they seemed laced with poison.
My dearest Ben,
I should perhaps not disturb or importune you, but I find that I cannot stay silent. I must tell you how deeply your indifference and neglect wound me. After the glorious delights that we shared, how can you be so cruel? I cannot bear the thought that you might find my devoted attentions odious. I long for you night and day. I ache to give you everything, all the love in my heart, all the pleasure that I can coax from your beautiful body. I have never felt such passion for a youth before. I beg you, do not reject me.
Remember how you trembled when I touched you. Recall your moans as I explored your most secret places. Only give me leave, and I will take you even higher, to pinnacles of ecstasy that few ever experience. Then you will understand that our love is right, and truly, a gift from God.
Please, I implore you. Tonight is the solstice, the shortest night, sacred to the old deities. The Queen will not hunt tonight, but will ply her barge on the river. So meet me under the trees in her preserve at Marleybone Park, in the clearing they call Diana’s Glade, and I will give everything you can imagine, and much more. Simply follow the left hand path from the main gate, and it will lead you to the enchanted place where we can consummate our love. I will await you at midnight.
If you harden your heart, and refuse to meet, I swear I do not know what I shall do. I am not responsible for my actions. I do know that it will be impossible for me to continue suffering the agony of sharing the stage with you, and so one of us will have to quit the Lord Chamberlain’s Men. That would cut almost as deeply as your rejection.
I eagerly wait your answer. For pity or love, please succour me.
Passionately and completely yours,
Hugh
Jenny sniffed in contempt. ’Never felt such passion for a youth before’! What poppycock! Yet Ben might well believe it, might be seduced by the flowery rhetoric and raw emotion of the message. Then there was the veiled threat near the end. Hugh was a primary player. His roles had helped to make William Shakespeare famous throughout the city. There was no way that Hugh was going to leave the company. No, it would be Ben who would have to relinquish his dream.
It was fortunate that she was here to protect him.
When Ben had fled the tavern that morning, Jenny hadn’t known what to do. She hadn’t realised how much she wanted Ben or how much she cared about him until she saw his horror and confusion. Her declaration of desire had startled her as much as it had him. Once she had spoken, though, she was quite certain that he should be hers. The only question was how to nudge the fates in that direction.
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