By L.M. Somerton (Guest Blogger)
As
a relative newbie to the publishing world and the wise comments of my
editor, I’ve got accustomed to her references to IBPs, zombies and
distracting rhymes - too many references to the ‘tube of lube’
are apparently not advisable. However, I have never been accused of
the dreaded purple prose… until recently, when one of my phrases
was singled out as being ‘tinged with purple – suggest reword’.
I
browsed the web and found loads of blog posts talking about the
topic, some of them with brilliant, hysterical examples. I’m never
going to forget the line “Lash me to yer throbbing purple yardarm,
Hop’n jack me, Whip the pony, butter the biscuits, take me if you
must, grease me with deck-wax, pin me flat and ravish me on your
thick commanding masthead.” (See Redlines andDeadlines for more!) It’s reassuring to know that I am not
the only writer who has strayed towards the melodramatic. But
couldn’t one person's purple prose be another’s vivid
description?
It's
subjective – a colourful debate between editor and writer. But do
erotic story writers ‘get away with it’ more? Sex scenes are hard
to make original. I write MM and it’s difficult to avoid making
descriptions too clinical or too crude. So, whilst waving the rainbow
flag, must indigo and violet be avoided at all costs? Personally, I
think my readers would laugh themselves silly if I started talking
about ripe globes and straining manhood. Fortunately BDSM doesn’t
lend itself to prosaic self-indulgence, but just occasionally I might
see if I can’t sneak something colourful past my beady-eyed editor.
Surely a delicate shade of lilac is better than grey?
Check
out the lack of purple prose in my latest release, Reaching the
Edge.
Blurb
Joe
Dexter leads a complicated life. In one world he is a consultant
criminal psychologist; in another he runs The Edge, a successful
corporate training company. He’s also an active Dom in the London
BDSM scene.
A
social call to The Underground, a club owned by an old friend, turns
into much more when Joe is introduced to a prospective sub. Falling
hard for the boy’s tumbling blonde curls, huge blue eyes and
desperate need for protection Joe carefully coaxes him out of his
shell. By the end of an intense weekend, unbreakable bonds have been
forged and Joe is well on the way to becoming Olly’s master.
Joe
knows that there is trauma in Olly’s past, but it is not until his
professional and private lives collide that Joe discovers the truth.
He knows he shouldn’t have let Olly out of his sight but it’s too
late – Olly’s old master is back on the scene and he’s not in
the mood to forgive and forget.
With
Olly’s life on the line, Joe risks everything to save him. Has Joe
found his perfect submissive only to lose him in a horrible twist of
fate, or will love win the day? They’ve reached the edge and
there’s no avoiding a leap of faith.
Excerpt
Angel
was slim, his body smooth and firm. The short leather kilt he wore
sat low on his hips and emphasised the gentle curve of his arse. Joe
judged that he must be around five feet ten. Apart from his
spectacular eyes, his hair was his most remarkable feature—a tangle
of unruly, loose golden curls that cascaded onto his neck and around
his face. No wonder his nickname was Angel.
Joe
knew that he must look intimidating and tried to move slowly. He
reached out and tackled the buckle that held Angel’s kilt closed.
Angel didn’t move, but there was obvious tension in his stance.
“It’s
all right, I’m not going to hurt you.”
With
the buckle undone, Joe allowed the scanty strip of leather to slip to
the floor. The tiny net thong that held Angel’s dick was doing a
very poor job of containing his burgeoning erection. Joe allowed
himself one more circuit, drinking in the sight of a perfect arse,
before he headed across to the cupboard and pulled out a big, fluffy
robe.
He
wanted to test Angel’s willingness to be naked in front of him, so
he ordered him to remove the thong. There was no hesitation, but as
Angel clasped his hands behind his back again Joe could detect the
trembling he was trying to control. Angel’s cock bounced just a
little, then settled into position, jutting firmly from his body. His
chest was completely smooth and hairless, his cock and balls in
perfect proportion to his body, nesting in delicate golden curls.
“Beautiful.”
Joe handed over the robe with some regret. “Put this on, Angel, and
take a seat.”
Angel
looked at the robe in his hands as if it were a totally unfamiliar
object. “I don’t understand, Sir.”
“It
was a simple instruction. Do as you’re told.”
The
firmness in Joe’s voice did the trick. Angel looked almost relieved
at the tone of command. He slipped the robe on and wrapped it around
himself, then took a seat on the sofa as far away from Joe as he
could get, tucking his bare feet beneath him in an attempt to make
himself as small as possible.
“Relax,
Angel. You haven’t done anything wrong.”
Big
blue eyes glistened with tears. “Do I displease you, Sir?” His
voice shook.
Joe
gave a small smile. “Quite the opposite, I can assure you.”
Buy
links:
You
can buy Reaching the Edge today from Total-E-Bound at:
It’s
also available on general release at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, All
Romance Café etc. just search for the title.
Bio
L
M Somerton lives in a small village in the English countryside,
surrounded by rolling hills, cows and sheep. She started writing to
fill time between jobs and is now firmly and unashamedly addicted.
She
loves the English weather, especially the rain, and adores a
thunderstorm. She loves good food, warm company and a crackling fire.
She’s fascinated by the psychology of relationships, especially
between men, and her stories contain some subtle (and not so subtle)
leanings towards BDSM.
Links
4 comments:
Hi, L.M.,
Welcome back to Beyond Romance, and thanks for being my guest.
I sometimes find that a bit of lavender is what is required. It depends on the story. For instance, I just finished a paranormal where I found myself getting a bit more flowery, or at least metaphorical, than usual, because I was trying to describe experiences that went beyond the physical.
The Edge series sounds hot! Best of luck with it.
I laughed out loud at the 'butter the biscuits' bit! :D Too funny.
I also love how you mention the zombies when 99% of people reading this will have no idea why. ;)
I agree that it's hard to make a sex scene truly original - well, except for the bdsm crowd. I think I read and excerpt about a plunger (or something like that) once... Ya don't normally see that!
And I can't wait to read this! :)
Congrats on the new release!
~Jen
I've always been a little tongue-in-cheek melodramatic. It's my way, and I view it with great fondness. I'm just not sure the tongue-in-cheek translates through prose, which is a shame.
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